The Quill is Mightier

Ares is discussing the "Gabrielle problem" with Aphrodite, saying "Pretty soon, when people think of love, they'll think of Xena, not Aphrodite." What exactly is Gabrielle writing about Xena? Later, Gabrielle and Ares are discussing their relationships with Xena, much the same way two people would discuss a common lover. When Xena finally arrives on the scene, she says "I visitied just about everyone who ever meant anything to me...except you. That's when i headed back." She shares a look with Gabrielle. But Aphrodite butts in; "Look, I really hate to be the one to break up, like, a major love fest..."
Melody points out: oh yeah!!....In "The Quill is Mightier..." Gabby makes the claim that she knows exactly what to write in the scroll when she gets it back. Ares asks "Just WHAT will you write?" Gabby: "Well Ares...that's MY business." Look at Xe's reaction to the 3 naked Gabrielle's. And the whole "Do you smell fish?" commentary was hilarious!